A letter to my thirteen-year-old self.

Dear Chelsea, Thirteen, hey? Officially a teenager. And to go with the title, you have braces, a nose too big for your face, and a god awful haircut. Sorry, it’s harsh but true, and I had to say it because nobody else is going to tell you. Seriously, everyone will tell you they think it […]

Tall Poppy Syndrome

Recently, I’ve started writing a list of all of the people I’ll be coming back to haunt once I die (I am hoping it will be such a long time away that I will need said list if I am to remember any of these people eighty years from now). The list is growing very […]

Oh Rocky!

Last night, I had the pleasure of going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show at a theatre in my city – and it was good. Some things to know before you read this post, however: where I live, screenings only happen about three times a year, and there aren’t live performers acting out the […]

Procrastination

Over the last few months, procrastination is a word which has become a regular in my vocabulary – so regular that I practically know its favourite colour and how it likes its morning coffee. But often (usually around the fourth or fifth refresh of my Instagram feed) I find myself procrastinating my procrastination. For that […]

It’s driving me crazy…

Hello again dear reader! Yes, I am in fact still alive! I’ve managed to clamber my way out from underneath the pile of schoolbooks and study to have a bit of a rant about something I have noticed lately… something that is driving me crazy! (Pardon the pun – you’ll see what I mean…) With […]

Girl look at that body… I work out!

Many apologies for not having posted anything in a while. I went back to school a few weeks ago, and finding time to breathe is proving difficult, let alone writing blog posts. Another thing proving difficult is finding the time – or motivation – to exercise. So I thought I’d combine the two and put […]

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

When I started this blog I didn’t really have any plans to write movie reviews on here, considering that I hardly watch enough to justify keeping it up. But in this past week I watched a movie that made a real impact on me, which is very rare for movies I hire out on a […]

Metaphorically Speaking.

Ever since I was 7 and allowed to watch the PG rated Jim Carrey film “The Mask” all by myself (which was a big deal), one line in particular has stuck with me. It is spoken in the scene where Jim Carrey’s character is flicking through channels on the telly, only to stumble across a self-help talk […]